What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Respect for everything and everyone, by everyone. No really.
What is your greatest fear?
Going blind or deaf, or not being able to run.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Which living person do you most admire?
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Hypocrisy. There is no escape from that one.
Or amorality - similar vibes.
What is your greatest extravagance?
A good haircut.
What is your favourite journey?
Any long ski-lift to the top of the Alps.
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Teetotalism. Never trust someone who tells you they don’t drink.
On what occasion do you lie?
To protect others’ feelings.
What do you dislike most about your appearance?
I appear too normal.
Which living person do you most despise?
Robert Mugabe. George W Bush just doesn’t know any better.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Vibe. But is it really over-use?
What is your greatest regret?
Not seeing Nirvana unplugged.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
My friends. No question.
When and where were you happiest?
The sunset set at Origin Festival, front right speaker - with my mates of course.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
What do you consider to be your greatest achievement?
Open mindedness - to anything new.
If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?
Ryk Neethling. He must have a lot of money, get laid a lot and not have any health problems…
What is your most treasured possession?
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
The inability to really chill out.
Where would you like to live?
What is your favourite occupation?
Music, sex, maybe both.
What is your most marked characteristic?
What is the quality you most like in a man?
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
The ability to talk proper shit.
What do you most value in your friends?
Their sheer coolness and perspective on life.
Who are your favourite writers?
Everyone has their moment, some for longer than others
Who is your favourite hero of fiction?
What is it that you most dislike?
People who don’t think before they talk.
How would you like to die?
On the dancefloor. Or in space. Though those could be the same thing.
What is your motto?
“Those who know do not say. Those who say do not know.”